Your walking down stairs, and you miss the last step.
When you stop walking, but your your high heels don't and there's nothing to hold on to.
When you look on your arm and a bug is the guest of honor on it.
When you cut your fruit to eat it and the hairy white stuff beat you to it.
Needles.
Paper cuts that bleed, and bleed, and bleed, but don't immediately hurt.
Your favorite ice cream and the freezer burned it.
Candles, no matches
Wine, no corkscrew
Fried rice, no soy sauce
Ring up your groceries, realized you left your money in your other purse. This actually happened to me a week ago. Lol
Ask the ATM for receipt, it's out of paper.
Reading a good book, finding printed mistakes.
Car in front of you is driving slow, and runs the yellow light, now you're stuck at the red light. WTH?
Dented can goods.
Writing random shit.
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