Thursday, November 6, 2014

Reasons To Smile

Reason to smile: Person snatches the best produce up as they see you approaching it. Store quickly puts better stuff out, and they see you get first picks. Then they try to bring theirs back without you seeing them.

Reason to smile: The most obnoxious person in the aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Reason to smile: When someone says "I've lost my mind". Okay do we find it?

Reason to smile: When the sign says “elevator out of order” and the man who doesn’t hold doors for women and children has to walk.

Reason to smile: Repeatedly making the same mistake twice so you won't have time to make all the other ones just yet.

Reason to smile: Rude people who have laundry sheets stuck to their clothes unbeknownst to them.

Reason to smile: Mean people who drop their entire cup of coffee.

Reason to smile: The aggressive driver who cut you off in traffic getting caught in a speed trap.

Reason to smile: You throwing me under the bus and standing behind it. Bus decides to back up instead of pulling forward.

Reason to smile: Person who always uses all the paper towels without replenishing them, washing their hands only to realize there are no more paper towels.

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