Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Quotes, Quotes, & More Quotes

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” 
― Jim Henson

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.” 
― Paul Terry

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.” 
― Woody Allen

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” 
― Albert Einstein

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.” 
― Rita Mae Brown

“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?” 
― Marilyn Monroe

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” 
― Charles Bukowski

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.” 
― Thomas Stephen Szasz

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” 
― Oscar Levant

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer” 
― Douglas Adams

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” 
― Groucho Marx

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